Human nipples
So Nate and I go back to sodomizing eachither with razors. Then nate turns and says “Hey Will, I am really enjoying my self and all, but what if your mom walks in?” so I turn and say “Nate, we killed her with fire.. Lol jk no, but really we’ll be fine”
Human nipples
So Nate and I go back to sodomizing eachither with razors. Then nate turns and says “Hey Will, I am really enjoying my self and all, but what if your mom walks in?” so I turn and say “Nate, we killed her with fire.. Lol jk no, but really we’ll be fine”
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my thoughts during school
- me: why
- me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
- me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
- me: whens lunch
- me: the fuck is this
- me: why are you here
- me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
- me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
- me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
- me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
- me: ugh
Yeah? Well I killed your family and shoved their dead bodies down my urethra.
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I am the epidimy of sin: How tired am I Nate asks
Well Nate it feels like my nuts are being clawed off by a leopard named Troy. Now don’t get me wrong Troy is a nice guy. He has a wife and a kid and he works hard to support them. He works at StateFarm actually. And his co-worker Eric tells some pretty risqué joke in the office and Troy is a good…
Faggot.
(Source: andyglassofjews)
